I can now take my jeans off without unbuttoning them.
I have two or three pairs in a smaller size, which are starting to get roomy as well.
Yay for losing weight and boo to shopping.
This should be interesting.
I want to eat a whole tube of pringles.
I have this urge to get shitfaced.
I am not getting sick.
I want ice cream!
I made chicken, tuna, a smoothie, and pizza is in the oven.
I don’t know why.
-Make a banana smoothie
-Make a tuna sammy or digiorno
-Masturbate loudly since I’m alone
-Maybe have a popsicle (naughty photos optional)
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton must have the hottest sex.