I have this urge to get shitfaced.
I am not getting sick.
I want ice cream!
I made chicken, tuna, a smoothie, and pizza is in the oven.
I don’t know why.
-Make a banana smoothie
-Make a tuna sammy or digiorno
-Masturbate loudly since I’m alone
-Maybe have a popsicle (naughty photos optional)
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton must have the hottest sex.
All I know is that yeezy reupholstered my pussy.