I have this urge to get shitfaced.
A man's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.
No. No. No. No. No. No.
I am not getting sick. I refuse.
I want ice cream!
I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to...– Haruki Murakami (via seabois)
I made chicken, tuna, a smoothie, and pizza is in the oven. I don’t know why.
My big Friday plans are:
-Make a banana smoothie -Make a tuna sammy or digiorno -Eat -Watch tv -Masturbate loudly since I’m alone -Maybe have a popsicle (naughty photos optional) Be jealous.
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton must have the hottest sex.
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool...– Chuck Palahniuk (via blua)
I…don’t know. All I know is that yeezy reupholstered my pussy.