Sometimes I do really stupid shit.
Will I ever learn?
It is not 4th of July yet which means you should not be setting off fireworks. Technically, you really shouldn’t be anyways since they are illegal in this city. Please stop. Thanks.
I guess I'll go to bed now.
It’s not like I’m doing anything special.
stars - your ex lover is dead
I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like...– Frank Sinatra (via fuckyeahthevoice)
I have a sudden craving for lemonade.
It just sounds so delicious.
Ah shit balls
I got water on my bed. :(
Yo yo yo
Time to go to my cousin’s place for lunch and martinis. Oh oh…and she has two new kittens. So that too.
Going to a graduation party for someone I don’t know, at a place I’ve never been. I do not like it. I do not want to go.
At the bottom of her heart, however, she was waiting for something to happen....– Madame Bovary, Gustave Flaubert (via mirroir)
"Sucking dick is natural."
I don't want to do anything today.
And I really haven’t. Breathing seems like a chore as well.
This guy called 151 (that’s what he drinks) bought 8 rounds for 9 people. When we left he was ready to do more. I am scared for his bill.
I had a really lovely dream last night.
I wish it was real or that I could at least go back and stay for a while.
Pretty sure I'm gonna throw up right now.
I don’t want to! Rude and random.